Steven Segal vs. Chuck Norris

[Cobain]

Its a battle of B-Movie Stars who wins?

[Polaski]

Chuck Norris > Anything in the mortal plane, then comes Wolverine, Samuel L jackson, Hulk Hogan, Tom Cruise, and the Jawas.

[Lord Darkstar]

Heresay, jawas WFTpwn anything save R2

[Polaski]

pffft!

I haven't read anything that retarded since Sorgo saying Sephiroth could beat Hulk Hogan.

Chuck Norris and friends would kill those Jawas so bad. Even worse then the Stormtroopers did in ANH and Star Wars: COPS

[Lord Sorgo]

Sephiroth could hand Hulk's ass to him.

And what the fuck is this heretic bullshit? A single Jawa blindfolded could absolutely ruin Norris.