View Full Version : Michael Myers (Halloween) vs. Jason Vorhees vs. Freddy Krueger vs. Leatherface
Cobain
10-05-2006, 11:10 PM
The battle of horror movie monsters. Who wins?
Nikkolas
10-05-2006, 11:25 PM
Real world Freddy dies.
Leatherface is a retard. Dies.
Which Jason? Jason Part 2-4? Jason part 6-10 or Uber Jason from jason X? Human Jason, Michael could beat. Zombie Jason from 6 and up is just too strong. Michael could throw everything he had at him but he couldn't win. In fact, Miichael is smart enough not even to try. He'll drive away and keep hunting little girls. And Uber-Jason could take a tank on and win. With ease.
Now, Jason vs. Freddy...the real world? Freddy has no special powers. Damage soak yes, but Jason will go far beyond what Freddy can handle. Michael schools Leatherface 'cause...Leatherface's weapon and technique are pathetic.
So, yes, Michael just leaves then and Jason does whatever he does and waits for his next horrible movie.
Lord Sorgo
10-06-2006, 08:04 AM
I could see Jason winning, yes.
Him or Freddy.
Michael and Leatherface are guarenteed dead. Michael would last a bit, but Leatherface would die first.
Nikkolas
10-06-2006, 07:06 PM
Leatherface dies if pitted against anything half-intelligent. The guy couldn't beat Cujo if Cujo only had 3 legs.
Lord Sorgo
10-06-2006, 07:55 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
Leatherface is also just a human without any specific powers.
Marushia
10-08-2006, 10:14 PM
Well, it'd come down to Freddy versus Jason, no doubt, and we all know how that one went. Get Jason near water or Freddy near fire and that's it for them. I honestly think Jason might win, even though Freddy's more badass. Oh well.
Nikkolas
10-09-2006, 06:33 AM
I don't even think FvJ was canon. Jason's been around water in movies before this and there was no problem. Similarly, Freddy couldn't take Michael. Michael is nearly as smart as Freddy while Jason is a dumb brick. Michael could take Freddy in the real world but then lose against Jason.
Lord Sorgo
10-09-2006, 04:05 PM
Michael would take Freddy? How is this possible? Freddy is just as clever, and if he gets Michael into his realm, Michael is done.
Although Leatherface was creepy as all Hell, he wouldn’t stand a chance against Michael, Freddy or Jason. He did pretty much take off his own arm with the chainsaw. Dope.
I haven’t seen all of the Halloweens, but from what I can tell Michael isn’t much of a bad guy. So he got pissed and kills his parents and he hates his sister enough to off her too…which he can’t do, despite his best efforts. She’s one woman. My god, she’s Jamie Lee Curtis. I could do that job and yet he fails, repeatedly. I don’t have much respect.
If anyone saw Freddy vs Jason, they know how the battle ended officially. The water and fire weaknesses were rather pathetic, but they would have actually had to come up with a –decent- ending for the movie without them so they had their point. Jason survived drowning, so obviously water isn’t that much of a weakness. He may dislike it, but so what? I doubt he liked the axe in the face either and he came back from the dead with that. Freddy is probably the more intelligent of the two and his slayings are always nice and gorey, but Jason is one persistent bastard. He’s like a bad penny. Look at everything he’s come back from. Has Freddy ever been in space? Still, I’d like to see someone decapitate him. Let’s see him or any of the others come back from that. No one ever does that. I’d do that.
Final answer: Jason, because he just refuses to die and stay dead, would win.
Marushia
10-09-2006, 09:07 PM
Well, if you recall, Freddy was decapitated and still lived.
Lord Sorgo
10-10-2006, 03:00 AM
I don't think this is Jason X, Hex.
Nikkolas
10-10-2006, 03:02 AM
1. Again, FvJ is not canon.
2. In the real world, Michael will tear Freddy apart. Freddy only did crap to jason because he had a very good arena and stuff to use. Put Freddy against Jason or Michael in a room devoid of anything besides himself and his opponenta nd he's destroyed.
3. In the dreamworld, Jason was too dumb to be able to use thedream warriors ability in Nightmare 3. Michael, however, would not be. In his dreams, what do you think he becomes? Possibly the inhuman, unfeeling force of nature Carpenter meant him to be? Freddy ain't stopping that.
4. And yes, Michael failed to kill Laurie. Maybe that's because she managed to stab him in the neck, in the eye and then in the chest? And then he was shot six times? Then shot later that night even more? And then got blown up? Tell me when a single teen in the F13 movies does anything to Jason before the end when they have to stop him. He wasn' even shot in the first 3 movies before he became a zombie.
Michael would destroy Freddy and then Jason would destroy him thank to being overpowered as of Part VI.
Lord Sorgo
10-10-2006, 05:00 AM
That's not fair to say.
Freddy was cutting the living shit out of Jason in the Real world when it came to FvJ.
That may not be canon, but it is a pretty damn good display of what would happen.
Nikkolas
10-10-2006, 05:16 AM
Jason is a brick. He takes damage and lets it happen. Myers is not only faster than jason, he's smarter and less likely to let his opponent repeatedly hit him.
My space/Jason X comment was unrelated, actually. I never saw Über-Jason nor do I consider any of his abilities. From what Wiki says about that, it was...well, anyone who has read it knows what it was. My only point was Jason is persistant. Slow, stupid and persistant. It may take more than one movie to take out Myers, but I suspect he'd eventually collapse from exhaustion. I'm probably in complete aggreement with Nikkolas (who knows more about Myers than I do) and just didn't realize it yet :D
Nikkolas
10-10-2006, 02:44 PM
Uber-Jason is THE horror movies answer to taking on horror video games. The freak could take on Resident Evil and Silent Hill and kick ass. Easily.
And I never saw Michael fail due to exhaustion... He did take a knitting needle to the neck, coathanger to the eye and knife to the gut before being shot six times and falling off a second floor. He was up and moving in a minute before the guy who shot him went and looked. So, if he can take all that and have enough energy to walk all the way to the hospital where Laurie was and kill everyone there...I think he's pretty durable and stuff. In the first 2 movies, I'd like to point out his enemies were more intelligent than Jason's enemies. No one even ever tried to shoot Jason in the eye. Or stab him in the eye.
As I've said, Freddy has a more formidabble opponent in Michael because Michael not only possessex extreme durability but also speed and intellect to back it up. I feel he could take Freddy. Whoever wins that, dies to Jason. Leatherface is a complete non-factor.
Lord Sorgo
10-10-2006, 03:44 PM
Jason is a brick. He takes damage and lets it happen. Myers is not only faster than jason, he's smarter and less likely to let his opponent repeatedly hit him.
Yes, but you have to understand; Jason is almost twice as powerful and he's not too stupid himself. We've seen he has the capability to sneak and hide and even destroy lighting and malfuctioning engines to halt his prey. Michael is smarter, but Jason is not stupid.
Jason got well fucked up on FvJ. Freddy slowed him down immensively.
Jason has a small knife and if he goes to stab Jason, Jason will just laugh and slash his head off with that Machete.
Is there some reason that none of their enemies have tried to decapitate them? Shot in the eye is rough, and it is a wonder he survived, but I wonder if he'd have gotten up had someone taken his head off. Why does no one do that? Jason has a machete, Freddy has some nice claws on him and I'm sure Michael could find something to do it with. When one of them learns to be the Highlander, he will be the winner.
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